Last night on our way home we drove by an adult cabaret. Noodle asked me what it was.
Me: Oh, Its just a bar.
Noodle: Are you sure its not a strip club?
I sent a text to her teacher and asked her just what it was she was teaching my sweet, sweet baby at Cath0lic school. She laughed and said “Pole Dancing starts next week in PE”.
Great. Just Great. :
Leaping Before I Look 
That is the funniest thing I have heard in months. Actually makes we want to go back to high school, just for PE.
Where can I sign up????