Good Thing She Is Cute

Dear Noodle,

I understand 100% that it wasn’t your fault* that there was gum in your pocket when I washed your shorts.

  •  I was the one who bought the gum.
  • I was the one who picked the clothes up off your bedroom floor to wash them.
  • I am the one who carried them downstairs and put them in the washer, and then into the dryer.
  • I am also the one who didn’t check YOUR pockets to make sure they were gum free.

Because it was MY fault I didn’t mind in the least bit:

  • Picking little bitty pieces of gum off of all the other clothes in the load
  • Picking little bitty pieces of gum out of the washer
  • Trying to figure out how to get melted little bitty pieces of gum out of the dryer
  • Wasting 2 hours doing the above mentioned activies.

Of course I would be happy to stop at the store on my way home and buy you a new pack of gum, being it was all my fault that the other was wasted.

Love,

Mama

*I am sure Daddy must have been the one to leave it your shorts the last time he wore them, since you are sure it wasn’t you who left it in there.

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One comment on “Good Thing She Is Cute

  1. vixensden says:

    She didn’t blame the dogs?

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