Who Needs An Enemy

A text message conversations between my neighbor and myself.

N: Are you painting yet?

Me: No, I can’t get the blinds down. Have everything else cut in though 2 finish primer.

N: Oh my God woman get a screw driver and a ladder or brush your hair and put a little make up on and go out front and find a worker man.

After I peed my pants laughing I sent her back a not very nice reply that I shouldn’t share here.

Now if you will excuse me, I guess I better go and brush my hair cause the blinds are kicking my ass.

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One comment on “Who Needs An Enemy

  1. vixensden says:

    Play your cards right and you could catch someone to take down the blinds AND do the painting!

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