A text message conversations between my neighbor and myself.
N: Are you painting yet?
Me: No, I can’t get the blinds down. Have everything else cut in though 2 finish primer.
N: Oh my God woman get a screw driver and a ladder or brush your hair and put a little make up on and go out front and find a worker man.
After I peed my pants laughing I sent her back a not very nice reply that I shouldn’t share here.
Now if you will excuse me, I guess I better go and brush my hair cause the blinds are kicking my ass.