And To Think They Gave Me More Than One Dipolma

Because I haven’t shared enough of my stupidity with you today…..

 There was a small gnat flying around my pop can. I tried to pull a DanielSon and catch it. It went right into the can.  I spent the next 10 mins trying to stick my finger in the can to get it out.

 Bossman finally says to me “Just pour it into a cup and the bug will float to the top”.  {Smacks self in forehead, duh}.

So I went and got a cup with ice and poured the pop into it. After a few mins little bug floated to the top stuck to an ice cube.  {This is where I get the rocket scientist of the day award} I reached in pulled it out and threw it in my cup of water.  Yes, the cup of water I was still drinking from.

Check back soon, I am sure I will do something else dumb that I can’t wait to share with y’all.

It Happens In 3’s

Monday night we attempted to move from the summer home to the fall home. We were off to great start until Hubs locked my keys in the truck. After about 3o mins of trying to figure out what to do, I remembered I had an extra key at work. So I went to work to get the key. Thankfully, or not, my work keys are on a different key ring than the truck keys. Well after I left work I threw those keys into the console in hubs truck and forgot about them. After I got back to the summer home and we got my truck open we finished loading up both trucks, both dogs and Noodle. Off we went to the fall home. Turns out the key the owner of the fall home gave hubs was to the inside garage door NOT the front door. GRRR. I tried calling the owner of the home right as I was losing my shit on the end of the driveway. It went to voice-mail and I wasn’t sure when she would call so back into the trucks we went and back to the summer home. Once we got back there we had to unload everything that was in the back of the trucks so it wasn’t all out all night. Again, GRRR.

Yesterday morning when I got to work is when I remembered that my keys were in hubs truck. At least I did remember to bring the extra truck key back with me though. I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried!